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SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« on: September 17, 2017, 09:07:31 PM »
Wanted- A Small Asshole to date this Big Asshole

Date: 9/17/2017, 7:54 MT

requirements:
must love kids
doesn't object to justified murder
doesn't commit unjustified murder
must fold towels after use (do not leave on floor)
must love kids
sarcasm is very important
small

if interested call 666-666-6669
or email [email protected]

please
I DON'T BELIEVE IN NO DEVIL
'CAUSE I DONE RAISED THIS HELL
I'VE BEEN THE LAST ONE STANDING
WHEN ALL THE GIANTS FELL
LIVED ON NI EVEILEB T'NOD I
LLEH SIHT DESIAR ENOD I ESUAC'
GNIDNATS ENO TSAL EHT NEEB EV'I
LLEF STNAIG EHT LLA NEHW

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2017, 09:08:52 PM »
TRACKING
CHARACTERS.  REALLY INACTIVE ◞

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2017, 09:25:12 PM »
aaaaa i wouldn't mind getting back into tnw !! i had a character there but dropped him soon after because of Lifeβ„’ but i've been meaning to bring him back~
here's his biography if you'd like more info on him c:

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2017, 09:30:32 PM »
askldjfs i had meant this as a joke and i didn't realize someone would actually reply lmao BUT i wouldn't actually mind having them interact so if you still want to, we could do that?
I DON'T BELIEVE IN NO DEVIL
'CAUSE I DONE RAISED THIS HELL
I'VE BEEN THE LAST ONE STANDING
WHEN ALL THE GIANTS FELL
LIVED ON NI EVEILEB T'NOD I
LLEH SIHT DESIAR ENOD I ESUAC'
GNIDNATS ENO TSAL EHT NEEB EV'I
LLEF STNAIG EHT LLA NEHW

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2017, 10:02:49 PM »
in city, i feel my spirit is contained, like neon inside the glass, they form my brain, but i recently discovered it's a heatless fire, like nicknames they give themselves to uninspire, begin with bullet, now add fire to the proof, but i'm still not sure if fear's a rival or close relative to truth, either way it helps to hear these words bounce off of you, the softest echo could be enough for me to make it through, folina, sahlo folina, sahlo folina, sahlo folina, i created this world, to feel some control, destroy it if i want, so i sing someone, folina, sahlo folina, sahlo ——— ——————————————
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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2017, 10:25:14 PM »
lmao i had a gut feeling but didn't listen aaaaa how embarrassing ////
but yeah! that sounds good to me. who makes?

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2017, 10:30:12 PM »
don't worry about it that was my fault lmao i should have put a disclaimer
i could make it if you like?
I DON'T BELIEVE IN NO DEVIL
'CAUSE I DONE RAISED THIS HELL
I'VE BEEN THE LAST ONE STANDING
WHEN ALL THE GIANTS FELL
LIVED ON NI EVEILEB T'NOD I
LLEH SIHT DESIAR ENOD I ESUAC'
GNIDNATS ENO TSAL EHT NEEB EV'I
LLEF STNAIG EHT LLA NEHW

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2017, 09:42:42 AM »
yes please~

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2017, 10:59:30 AM »
here it is! sorry it's not the best post alskds
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I DON'T BELIEVE IN NO DEVIL
'CAUSE I DONE RAISED THIS HELL
I'VE BEEN THE LAST ONE STANDING
WHEN ALL THE GIANTS FELL
LIVED ON NI EVEILEB T'NOD I
LLEH SIHT DESIAR ENOD I ESUAC'
GNIDNATS ENO TSAL EHT NEEB EV'I
LLEF STNAIG EHT LLA NEHW

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Re: SMALL ASSHOLE NEEDED
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2017, 02:03:52 PM »
TEN MATCHES ALL OF THE REQUIREMENTS
AND NOW I SEE THE SUNLIGHT
I FEEL GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS